Is this thing on?
Posted by: pinkjellybaby on: December 12, 2006
They used to think that the world was flat. Well perhaps not flat but more like a cube. Or did they really think it was one big long flat piece of carpet, mountains and hills jutting right out?
I’m going off course here.
How do we know that the images we are fed from ‘The Governers’ aren’t false?
As far as i can see (just to the horizon) it looks like that could be an edge and not a rounded corner.
I’d like to think this is true. If the world is a cube then a few problems could be sorted. Put different types of people on each side. Don’t have planes that go to the side with the bad people and politicians on and Presto! they can’t get out…. a boat can’t sail over a corner, right?
Ah now you’re going to use my ‘a boat can’t sail round a corner’ against me aren’t you? But THEN, what if the world as we know it is just one side of the cuboid world? There’s more sides that we don’t know about…haven’t been told about?
Would all the sides be very different? Would some have an East and West Pole and not North/South?
Well, now you think i’m mad don’t you? What a way to introduce myself and introduce you to some of the things that go on in my jelly head.
Just don’t get me started on that cardboard cut-out that they call ‘The Moon’.
16 Responses to "Is this thing on?"
December 12, 2006 at 14:31
i’m very glad that someone agrees. i can’t think about this for too long otherwise i get going on all of the other conspiracies as well
December 12, 2006 at 17:00
Hello Pink
I think if we lived in a cube world it would really effect compass’s and ramblers. And also magnets wounldnt stay on fridges as the north and south poles would be very broad.
December 12, 2006 at 17:10
Gosh, you seem like a very together lady, I should introduce you to my man Jeeves sometime, he’d get on well with you, he knows everything.
Pip Pip!
December 12, 2006 at 18:02
I would just like to say I’ve never had a jellybaby before.
Sour Patch Kids, though, I devour whole 
December 12, 2006 at 18:31
Reepicheep managed to go over the horizon in his coracle – why shouldn’t we all?
December 12, 2006 at 19:07
The Boy. i can’t remember how compasses and magnets work but i think they still would. i mean do.
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Bertie. You think that sounds together? really? Jeeves sounds spiffing
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Sarah. Never? Are you ill?
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Martha. Will i sound silly if i say i don’t know who Reepicheep is?
December 12, 2006 at 19:09
Jeeves is a top chap old girl, I showed him your blog and he nodded thoughtfully at the idea of the world being square and said “Indeed, ma’am”
December 12, 2006 at 19:31
Reepicheep is the little mouse in The Voyage of the Dawntreader. He is a fearsomely brave wee thing and it makes me cry every time he goes over the edge of the world.
‘Then he bade them goodbye, trying to be sad for their sakes, but he was quivering with happiness.’
December 12, 2006 at 19:50
Bertie. So where can i find this Jeeves?
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Martha. Even your description has made me sad. It’s not good for a jellybaby to cry you know… we get all ’sticky’
December 12, 2006 at 23:06
Pink – but Martha used the word “wee” and that is always something to smile about!!
December 13, 2006 at 09:47
i’d never make it in Scotland. i’d be giggling all the time
December 13, 2006 at 10:10
*giggles too*
It’s a kind of happy sadness when Reepicheep goes, if that makes you feel better. Plus, the children meet up with him again in the final book of the series. Although the implication is that they’re all dead at that point. Oh dear – I’m not helping matters, am I?
Basically, read the Narnia Chronicles and all will be explained
December 13, 2006 at 10:27
oh!!! the little mouse? with the little sword? him? is that who you mean?
he dies?
NOOOOO
*wails*
i never finished the chronicles… i don’t want to now either
December 13, 2006 at 11:14
Jelly baby, what ho old girl, just ignore that and pretend he makes it, oh yes, I rewrite the endings to sad stories all the time. Why just last week I was rewriting the Lion King so Mufasa didn’t die. And don’t tell me its the circle of life, Jeeves already tried that reason, some people just don’t understand.
Where are those tissues!
December 13, 2006 at 11:16
Oh Bertie don’t you start crying too. It’ll never do, what would Auntie say?
You should publish these works, the world would be much better for it.
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December 12, 2006 at 14:23
I think the world is definitely square, well cuboid, actually. It’s all a big conspiracy, this round earth thing.